Well, I have committed to writing a blog. I don't have much experience with blogging. Reading or writing one. I happened to read one a couple of weeks ago and thought, "Hey! I want to do that!". About a week before that, I was on the phone and said how good milk is with tuna casserole and it sounded kind of catchy. Or I thought it did. The person on the other end failed to share my enthusiasm for figuring out how I was going to utilize this new slogan. While tossing around the writing my own blog idea, it occurred to me that indeed, everything DOES happen for a reason! At least random jingles anyway. I love milk. I mean looove it. If I have to go several days without it, shit starts happening to me. I get moody (moo-dy? no?) and just don't feel up to snuff. Having a glass of milk after a dry spell actually gives me a buzz. Like a heroin rush. A surging of intense pleasure. I feel like I think those people feel who I see on
Intervention commercials. The ones who, after shooting up, fall back into the corner by the toilet and exhale a gasp of relief. Then they puke. Okay, it is not that extreme, but I
can feel a mellow euphoria warming my body. And I feel something happening in my brain. When having milk with tuna casserole, I like to let my big glass of dairy goodness sit out a bit and warm up. I have been doing this since I was around 9, when the milk with dinner one night wasn't exactly cold from having come from the store a good little distance away. But I liked it. I liked how I could speedily gulp the milk without a biting chill from too-cold liquid giving me a brain-freeze or hurting my teeth. I liked the flavors together. Maybe it just recalls childhood for me or something. Or maybe it is a "thing". Like a peanut butter and jelly "thing". Which I also have to have milk with. No milk, no peanut butter and jelly. We've got milk and cookies, cereal and milk, milk and honey, and now, tuna casserole and milk. So anyway, I don't even know why I like tuna casserole. I hate seafood. I cannot eat any other fish, or shrimp, or lobster, or crab, or whatever. I cannot
touch fish. I cannot
see fish. Once, at my cousin's house, I sat down to dinner and her mom served a salad with mini-shrimp in it. I looked down and there were these little pink things in there, and they were curled up. Like dead roly-polies. I immediately broke out in a sweat, my heart started to palpitate, and I
cried!!!!!!!!!!! It was horrible. It was embarrassing, and it was pretty damn weird.